They built the ultimate privacy tool. It worked so perfectly that when a massive soundness bug in the Orchard shielded pool allowed anyone to print infinite tokens out of thin air, nobody could even prove if it actually happened.
While the big brains panicked, whales liquidated, and the chart bled 36.6% in a matter of hours, we just watched and laughed. ZScam is a tribute to the greatest unintended money printer in crypto history.
No secret wallets. No infinite supply bugs. We scrapped the zk-SNARKs because knowing exactly how broke we are is better than guessing.
Stop hiding in the dark. The founders are confused, the market makers are liquidated, and we’re throwing a party right here in the crater. Drop the zero-knowledge proofs and come embrace the chaos.